February 2012
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
ASK ME AWKWARD QUESTIONS.
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?
2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy?
3. Do you have a crush?
4. Who is your crush?
5. Are you a virgin?
6. What do you think of Valentine's Day?
7. Who is your Valentine?
8. Have you ever asked anyone out?
9. Who is your celebrity crush?
10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?
11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?
12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine's Day?
13. What's the best Valentine's Day that you've had so far?
14. What's your idea of a perfect date?
15. How do you know when you're in love?
16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?
17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?
18. Do you feel like you're loved on an everyday basis?
19. Are you usually the first person to make a move.
20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?
21. Do you feel like you're the dumpee or dumper most of the time?
22. What's your "type"?
23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
24. Are you a hopeless romantic?
25. Do you think that you're a good kisser?
26. What's the farthest that you've ever gone?
27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
28. Have you ever been someone's secret admirer?
29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
30. What's something that always turns you on?
True Friends...
Don’t fade away… You may drift apart but in the end when you hang out again its like you never stopped and the flame continues where it left off. I was so butthurt today and karelle knew I was more butthurt than her because I saw you as one of my best friends even though we don’t hang out as much anymore. You have been nothing but shady lately. This is all the proof I need to...
Racism
michaelmichaelmichaelmichael:
How do we get rid of racism? Morgan Freeman stated the only solution.
“Stop talking about it.”
End of discussion.
Michael Martinez is my favorite person in the world for this post.
I'm..so...
fromyourpastlife:
Sick of being lonely….
I miss the south...
Don’t get me wrong I love california but in the south people just have that southern hospitality… You can walk outside and know everyone that lives in your neighborhood not just on your street. Yet in California you know the people that live next to you just because you always wave. I never have really introduced myself to my neighbors as we would in the south because doesnt really...
beachbabez95:
that was forreal the funniest thing i’ve seen in a really long time
OMG IM DEAD!!!
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
dresslad:
newleafrobin:
i-like-blue-boxes:
thenewfantastic:
criminallyobsessed:
hotel-denouement:
moral-highground:
yougotredonyou:
nicklex:
hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
Does Siri understand fobs?
This is a good question.
the meaning of my "hi"
hi: i don't want to talk to you
hii: i'm slightly interested
hiiiiiiiii: i want your dick
2.21.12
Today wasn’t the best day of my life… but I can’t complain at least I am still breathing right? So when I woke up I was already starting off bad because for one I had to wake up at 6:30 and two I went to sleep at 3:30 so I was a bit grouchy. I got ready for work even though I didnt have to be there until 9:30 I had to catch a ride with my sissy at 7 this morning so another down...
itsdeshawn:
wherethewildthingsgraze:
jaykthanksbye:
itumbleepic:
Lmmfaooooooooooooooo!!!
Ajiri on them hot dayss lmaoo
hahahahhah omg I just DIED laughing!!!!
Forever reblog!
mama-g00se:
its-uhlizuh:
earneychang:
ireblog4weed:
LMFAOOOOO! this is The Funniest Thing EVER!
“…its About to go Down”
JESUS CHRIST IM DYING
I will never get tired of this video.
lmao omg this is seriously nate’s fave -______-
I love this little small man!
peetas-buns-are-in-my-oven:
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”